J-Boy Racers

So Mr XR3i – you think it’s cool to black out your rear window do you?... well no J-Rude Boy worth his soy sauce would be seen dead with a rear window to black out.

So Mr Townie you’ve got a three inch exhaust pipe I see..? Just the one then..? The minimum legal number of exhaust pipes for a qualified J-boy racer is four, but the cool kids sport at least eight.

Here in the land of sushi and sumos, the boy racers soup up their wheels in style. Forget that pussy little ford fiesta with lowered wheels, a Kenwood sticker and a wide bore exhaust - the J-rude boys could teach UK Garys a thing or two about car customisation.

Think wings that could fly, think whale fins, and think multiple tail lights. Think a sound system powerful enough to play Glastonbury, and an aerial that could broadcast to the nation. With a massive rude value, these J-Boys make UK boy racers look like Reliant Robin driving grannys.

Bad boy vehicles like this are not an uncommon sight here, and although I think parking could prove to be tricky, my next car may well be something along these lines.

Watch this space...more bad ass motors coming your way soon.